[dare-i-say-asexual]

okay so when i was a teen i got a full ride scholarship to a really nice private high school which meant i ended up hanging out with a bunch of rich kids and i’ll never forget this one girl who’s parents got a divorce after her dad tried to hit on their secretary and the secretary revealed she was already having an affair with his wife and that’s why she got invited on all the family’s vacations

[gaypeopletwitter]

[dateagirl-suggestions]

Date a girl who sings to you.

[ai-papi]

be real with me about how you feel or get the fuck away 

[yeah-thats-not-it]

Girls make the cutest whines when they want you to fuck them 

[wembleyfraggles]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlytroll]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlytroll]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[coolscar]

*holds ur hand* bro… u look so pretty tonight

[seizurecube]

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

[z-nogyrop]

[seizurecube]

Thanks

[seizurecube]

Wait a minute

[someweirdname18]

When girls bite their bottom lips or wink or raise one of their eye brows, I feel things. A HELL OF LOT OF THINGS.